The Secret!

Now that I have expertly tricked you into clicking this page. Let tell me tell you this is my ‘about me’ section which wisecracks like you wouldnt have seen if I had just written ‘about me’ instead of  ‘The Secret!’.

For starters, My name is Tariq Rakhange , my surname ‘Rakhange’ (Yeah that really is my surname) which is pronounced as RakhanGay, contrary to popular belief, indicates nothing about my sexual preferences. My surname also is a strong contender for the ‘wierdest, most funniest idiotic surname selected at random’ award, whose only competitor in the same category is the surname ‘Bush’.

My life is full of ironies.

I like dating beautiful girls, but history has it that I have never dated one. I am perpetually single and dream of one day when I would be able to change my relationship status on social networking website from single to anything other than single.

I am a moderately good looking guy, but my the hair on top of my head seem to be migrating to different other parts of my body. Similar to the ‘brain drain’ problem persistent in our country where all the useful doctors and engineers are leaving the country for other more prosperous lands, leaving all the useless ones behind. Similar is the situation of my scalp right now.

I had bought a guitar and started learning it on my own, I was very dedicated as I dreamt of playing it in front of the woman of my dreams and propose to her. I have learned the guitar quite well, I know chords to all the lovliest love songs by now, but the only woman that I performed in front of was my grandma who was busy watching ‘Dulhan’ on TV and thus told me politely to just shut my trap!

I am going to be an electronics engineer in August’ 09, but that doesnt help the fact that I have absolutely no clue what this electrons, protons business is all about. Say the words ‘Electrons, holes, amplifiers, current, voltage’ a few times at random and you would have the same knowledge of electronics that I do after four years of studying it.

Another thing which is vaguely ironical about my life is that even after being an engineering student, maths is the toughest section I find in competitive exams.

I want to do an MBA but have no clue what its all about other than the fact that those blokes get paid like crazy.

Apart from all this, I would like to mention the fact that I am a huge ‘attention whore’, if you havent figured that out already.